In history, it is interesting to learn about what has happened, why and when. The part of history that is least fun for most people, is trying to remember the when. It is so boring trying to memorize dates, if you do it by saying them over and over again! Try using a new technique: finding a silly pseudonume for the dates you would like to remember.
Here I use Cambridge University as an example of memorizing typical historical dates. The first job is to get the information that you want to remember, and put it on a list.
Founding Dates of the Colleges of Cambridge University
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Now you need to find a pseudonume for each of the dates, and associate it with the name of the college. Since you know that all the dates begin with the number 1, you only need a pseudonume for the last three digits of each date. This requires looking up the three-digit numbers in the Ponderous Pseudonumer® and seeing which pseudonume you can associate with the name.
Now make a new list, writing the pseudonume for each date that you want to remember. Here I also write the association between the college name and the pseudonume. When you are making a list like this for your own use, you don't need to write out this asociation, but only make it in your mind.
(Didn't learn the pseudonumerals? Learn to pseudospell now!)
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College Name | Date Pseudonume How the pseudonume can be associated with the name* |
St. Peter’s Coll. | 1284 "NeVeR!" Imagine St. Peter at heaven's gate saying "You enter? Never!" |
Clare College | 1326 MaNaGe If all is clear you will manage it. |
Pembroke C. | 1347 hoMewoRK Your pen broke while doing your homework. |
Gonville College | 1348 MoRaVia The ville is gone. Where? To far away Moravia! |
Trinity Hall C. | 1350 MuLeS Imagine a three-part hall full of mules. |
Corpus Christi C. | 1352 MeLoN Envisage the body of Christ ("Corpus Christi") as a melon. |
King’s College | 1441 aRaRaT The kings are struggling to rule on Mt. Ararat. |
Queens’ C. | 1448 haiRy ReVue The queens with wild hair dance in a revue. |
St Catherine’s C. | 1473 oRiGaMi St. Catherine is folding paper origami figures. |
Jesus College | 1496 heRBaGe Jesus is selling vegetables with a sign: Jesus Christ's / herbage wholesale |
Christ’s C. | 1505 whoLeSaLe Jesus is written over the word herbage — Christ's is over the word wholesale |
St. John’s C. | 1511 oLD haT Old St. John is wearing an Old Hat. |
Magdalene C. | 1542 aLLuRiNG Mary Magdalene was alluring in her sinful youth. |
Trinity College | 1546 aLLeRGy Trinity — a three-leaf clover — gives you an allergy. |
Emmanuel C. | 1584 LiVe wiRe Despite the owners manual you grab a live wire. |
Sidney Sussex C. | 1596 huLa-hooP SHow Sidney and Susie X put on a show using plastic Hula-hoops. |
Downing C. | 1800 oFFiCeS Downing Street in London is full of offices. |
Girton College | 1896 Few SHow uP (first Cambridge womens college) Girls come to town: a few show up. |
Newnham C. | 1873 VaCuuM The students try to suck up a new smoked ham with a vacuum cleaner. |
Selwyn College | 1882 heaVy oVeN Sell and win a heavy oven. |
New Hall C. | 1954 PiLLaR The new hall is supported by an immense pillar. |
Churchhill C. | 1960 BeaCHeS Visualize Churchhill with troups landing on the beaches of Normandy. |
Fitzwilliam C. | 1968 Buy a CHeVy! Fitzwilliam is a car dealer saying "Buy a Chevy" |