Really, you probably want one of these pages instead:
If not, then here's some less serious stuff:
More will come when I feel like it... if I feel like it.
My name is Gard. I'm a student of physics and mathematics (known locally as "fysmat") at the Norwegian University of Science and Technology (NTNU, formerly NTH) at Gløshaugen in Trondheim, Norway. I was born in the city of Bergen in 1985.
Figure 1: Wrong Gard.
Figure 2: My brain. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
Last updated 2009-09-19.