Dr. Zack Kevorkian, Team Apothecary
Dr. Zack Kevorkian is our soft cushion when the other teams gang up on us
while the ref isn't watching. Dr. Kevorkian has done an excellent job so
far, he has allowed no player to draw his last breath while in his care.
(Although quite a few has done so shortly after...)
As a former doctor at the Kislev Amoral Hospital Dr. Kevorkian used to
practice medicide. It was only when he was recruted to The Superior Beings
Staff that he realized that he could kill off alot more people by keeping
the killers alive, and let them do the job for him.
In his spare time Dr. Kevorkian loves to make music, and has just released
his new album called "A very still life".
Dumb Slogan, Assistent Coach
Dumb Slogan is our secret weapon against those stronger teams in the
League. His job is to pack some more punch into the team, so that we'll be
able to deal with the onslaught, as well as give as good as we get.
Dumb Slogan was recruted to The Superior Beings Staff after a particularly
nasty loss for the Nurgle Pest Runners. After the match it was quite
obvious that this team needed an update in the dirty tricks department.
And if you're talking tricks of the trade, let there be no doubt - Dumb
Slogan is the man for you...
Dumb Slogan is a former World Champion in the fine art of Bloodshed. He
has also played for the infamous Bloodbowl team The Injuries, but after a
short trial period, he was kicked out of the team as it turned out that he
had certain problems with the team management. (They would not grant him
free access to the cheerleaders...)
Dumb Slogan is currently spending all his spare time running for
Governor of Kislev, under the motto: "Yaboo, sucks to you
Fritzie!!!".
We feel confident that Dumb Slogan is the man for this job, and look
forward to kicking the puny bottoms of our fellow competitors in the
future.
Thomas Teethsmasher, Assistent Coach
Thomas Teethsmasher is a former player of The Superior Beings. He retired
at the peak of his career due to injuries. He has been with The Superior
Beings from the very beginning, and contributed with 16 casualties, 3
kills and 2 TDs. He was also elected MVP 4 times. As a former dirty
player, he will help Dumb Slogan in the dirty tricks department, boost the
moral of the team, as well as grind down the moral of the opposition.
"Minor Threat" Olsen, Assistant Coach
When Olsen played for The Superior Beings, he showed a great talent as a
leader, although he seldom found himself on the line of scrimmage. He
often waited behind for the loose ball to pop up so he could get that all
importent TD. He contributed with 3 TDs, 1 complete pass and was elected
MVP 3 times. He was a player on the rise, but had to retire due to
injuries. He'll now work on tactics as well as boosting the moral of the
team.
James Workshop, Towelboy
Workshop only got to play a very few number of games before he was seriously injured and
forced to retire. In his career with The Superior Beings he scored 2 TDs and made 1
casualty. He showed good potential as a catcher, and that is the reason why we chose to keep
him working for the club. For a towelboy the days pass lazily by, but from time to time, he
is able to help the team in a serious manner. For reasons we do not know, magic scrolls tend
to manifest themselves in our lockerroom, and Workshop is usually the man who finds them
there. Also, he keeps our water clean, fresh and cold, and our towels warm and fluffy...
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