Team: The Superior Beings Coach: Hell-Mangler Bondesvik Race: Human Team Rating: 250

 
Nr Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills Inj Comp TD Int CAS MVP SPP Cost
1 Jimmy "Jazz" Prescott Catcher 8 2 3 7 Catch, Dodge, Block - - 2 - - - 6 70k
2 Tom B. Stone Catcher 8 2 3 7 Catch, Dodge, Sure feet, Diving catch, Jump up, Block - - 14 - 1 4 64 70k
3 Nick Armbender Thrower 6 3 3 8 Pass, Accurate, Sure hands, Strong arm, Safe throw - 32 1 - - 2 45 70k
4 - Thrower 6 3 3 8 - - - - - - - - 70k
5 Long John Blitzer 7 3 3 8 Block, Stand firm, Tackle, Mighty blow, Guard - 1 3 - 17 7 79 90k
6 Robert Redskin Blitzer 7 3 3 8 Block, Guard, Mighty blow, Stand firm nig - - 1 8 4 38 90k
7 Jervis Johnson Jr. Lineman 6 3 3 8 - - - - - - 1 5 50k
8 Ken Owen Lineman 7 3 3 8 +1 MA, Shadowing, Block - - 2 - 6 3 33 50k
9 Scott Kelly Lineman 6 3 3 8 Block, Dirty player, Pro - - - - 6 3 27 50k
10 Scott Armbuster Lineman 7 3 3 8 + 1 MA, Block nig - 3 - 3 1 20 50k
11 Clark Kent Lineman 6 3 3 7 Block, Dodge, -1 AV - - 1 - 4 2 21 50k
12 Timmy Chancewaste Lineman 6 3 3 8 Block - - 1 - - 1 8 50k
13 Cody Pomeray Lineman 6 3 3 8 - nig - - - - 1 5 50k
14 "Crazy" Joe Devola Blitzer 8 4 4 9 +1 MA, +1 ST, +1AG, Block, Nerves of steel, Magic helmet - 4 20 - 7 2 93 90k
15 Kent Clark Lineman 7 3 3 8 Block, +1 MA, PEAKED - - 1 - 4 3 21 50k
16 Louise Lame Blitzer 7 3 3 8 Block, Dodge - 1 3 - - 1 15 90k
Notes: Team Captain = Long John Team re-rolls 5 X50,000 250k

Team Statistics:

  • Casualties For: 96
  • Casualties Against: 122
  • TD's for: 68
  • TD's Against: 69
  • Biggest win: 5-0 vs. Lood Owls & others
  • Biggest loss: 0-5 vs. Glorystory & Nurgles Pest Runners
  • Most Casualties For: 9 vs Shaven Skavens 
  • Most Casualties against: 8 vs Nurgles Pest Runners 
    •      		Fan factor 16 X10,000 160k
    Assistant coaches 5 X10,000 50k
    Cheerleaders 2 X10,000 20k
    Apothecary 1 X50,000 50k
    Team total cost: 1570k
    Treasury: 10k

    Match History

    Date Opponent Result Touchdowns Casualties Gate Winnings Highlights and notes
    For Against For Against
    11.10.99
    D Orcs
    Win
    3
    0
    0
    5
    70k
    20k
    Robert Redskin could not play due to a niggling injury, "Crazy" Joe Devola was arrested for a hideous crime he did not commit, and we got 3 serious injurys early on in the first half. Heavy clouds where gathering above. But Rik Havoc, Long John, Schmeichel Jordan and Speckled Jim got the job done. A brilliant season opener!
    20.10.99
    Them Bonez
    Loss
    1
    3
    0
    3
    68k
    40k
    It was a pretty even match, but they had the better luck, not to mention the dirty tricks. These undeads are pretty tough. Seems we are picking up some rather bad habits. 
    26.10.99
    Thougher Than The Train
    Loss
    2
    3
    1
    5
    93k
    40k
    It was an even match, and we really thought we could take the victory home after this one. But we're out of luck, and sadly, out of Schmeichel Jordan as well...
    01.11.99
    Thornwood Ravens
    Win
    3
    2
    2
    3
    58k
    0k
    We decided that we need to get more publicity, and so we donated our winnings from this match to The Home For Alcoholic Suicidal Undeads. The first half of the game was pretty much in favour of the scarecrows, but we got our shit together in the second half. "Crazy" Joe Devola rules, and our new catcher James Workshop introduced himself with a TD.
    08.11.99
    Them Bonez
    Tie
    1
    1
    3
    5
    82k
    60k
    Scott Armbuster could not play due to a niggling injury. Doom and gloom where certainly over us. "Crazy" Joe Devola would have scored the first TD of the game, but instead fell in love. Terrible timing... We would have won had it not been for that bimbo! Later on in the match Rik Havoc had a fatal encounter with death...(!?) We mourn.
    13.11.99
    Thornwood Ravens
    Loss
    2
    3
    7
    1
    88k
    60k
    A bitter loss...
    23.11.99
    Shaka Soultwisters
    Loss
    1
    3
    4
    5
    85k
    20k
    God has no love for us!
    02.12.99
    D.O.A.
    Tie
    2
    2
    1
    7
    95k
    50k
    The game started with the ritual announcement of Robert Redskins absence. Inspite of this, we got a brilliant start. We should have won this one, but we did not manage to keep cool, and thus we ended up with a tie instead. We are simply not experienced enough. The undeads hurt us severly, and we wont be performing very well for a while...
    08.02.00
    Glorystory 
    (The Sequel)
    Win
    3
    1
    0
    0
    77k
    70k
    These guys were not even nearly experienced enough to play against us. Tom B. Stone, Nick Armbender and Scott Armbuster pulled a beautiful stunt they won't easily forget. But no casualties? At all? Scary! We're too nice!
    01.03.00
    Nurgles Pest Runners
    (Orca Cola Cup 2000)
    Loss
    0
    5
    0
    3
    119k
    20k
    They must have cast a spell on Nick Armbender, because when he was about to make that long pass for us to take the lead, he dropped the ball and ran off into the crowd instead. Later they had hired an assassin who failed to kill Tom B. Stone, but nevertheless kept him from scoring the equalizer. Thus we chickened out in the second half, as we where trailing by 2. 
    02.03.00
    Greyhaven Guardians
    (Orca Cola Cup 2000)
    Win
    2
    0
    3
    2
    75k
    20k
    We were fully in control of this match! Excellent game!
    07.03.00
    Glorystory
    (The Sequel)
    Win
    5
    0
    3
    1
    83k
    0k
    We are still far too experienced for these poor suckers. Good game, Devola showed us some of his spectacular moves, and some of the rookies introduced themselves for the fans with their first TD. Louise Lame proved that women are able bloodbowl players with her 2 TDs. Oh joy!
    ??.03.00
    Thougher Than The Train
    Loss
    1
    2
    4
    6
    127k
    10k
    We lost Speckled Jim and have severe finacial problems...
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